- 2 ounces Cayenne Vodka
- 4 ounces Tomato Juice
- 2 t Lemon Juice
- 1/4 t Horseradish
- 1 pinch Celery Salt
- 1 pinch Lava Salt (or other seasoned salt)
- 3 dashes Sriracha
- 2 dashes Green Tabasco
- 2 dashes Red Tabasco
- 2 dashes Worcestershire Sauce
Shake with ice and pour over ice. Garnished in the photo with lemon, spicy pickle, garlic-stuffed olives, cherry toms and a cayenne pepper.
Fair warning, this is a little warmer than mildly amusing. If you have more than one, then as they say in Texas – “Bless your heart”. And while you’re at it, might as well bless your colon.